If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with. That seemed to be the mindset of this big fella at the Pilanesburg National Park in South Africa when he saw this parked Volkswagen hatchback. Ah, that’s amore. Either that, or he simply had a scratch to itch. Luckily for the two people inside the car at the time, whichever urge he was quelling didn’t end up crushing them…

But it did cause a lot of damage to the car: all of the windows were crushed, the roof was smashed, all four tires were popped and the chassis was broken.

Despite the damage, I’m sure this couple will tell the tale with a laugh for years to come.